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Nature
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
Josh Billings
ComedianAmerican1815 · 19th century
4.6 · 7 votes · 108 reads
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Government and Politics
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills - no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
Robin Williams
ComedianAmerican1952 · 20th century
3.3 · 54 votes · 166 reads
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Society
''I have no name:'' I am but two days old. ''What shall I call thee?'' I happy am, ''Joy is my name.'' sweet joy befall thee!
Will Rogers
ComedianAmerican1879 · 19th century
3.1 · 60 votes · 22 reads
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Society
''God is Love,'' we are taught as children to believe. But when we first begin to get some inkling of how He loves us, we are repelled; it seems so cold, indeed, not love at all as we understand the word.
W. C. Fields
ComedianAmerican1880 · 19th century
4.4 · 49 votes · 97 reads
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Virtues
A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's.
Jean Paul
ComedianGerman1763 · 18th century
4.9 · 61 votes · 95 reads
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Art and Culture
And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.
Rowan Atkinson
ComedianEnglish1956 · 20th century
4.0 · 58 votes · 61 reads
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Society
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
Fred A. Allen
ComedianAmerican1894 · 19th century
4.6 · 18 votes · 56 reads
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Virtues
Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it.
Woody Allen
ComedianAmerican1935 · 20th century
3.5 · 45 votes · 103 reads
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Feelings
A man in love is like a clipped coupon: it's time to cash in.
Mae West
ComedianAmerican1893 · 19th century
4.8 · 31 votes · 5 reads
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Art and Culture
I keep reading between the lies.
Goodman Ace
ComedianAmerican1899 · 19th century
3.0 · 47 votes · 48 reads
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